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Illiterate Southern ‘Vampire’ Offers Racial Advice
Last week your Wonkette posted some news about racism in Tennessee, because it was so shocking and rare and etc. Racism, in the South?! Many days later, this post drained all the way to the Internet’s...
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‘Your Homosexual Reference Is Sick — SHAME!’
A daily puzzle here at Wonkette’s World News Headquarters is trying to figure out what the hell people are going on about, in their emails to your editors, because it’s a rare occurrence when an angry...
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Wingnut’s Feelings Hurt By Photos of Slobs At GlennBeckPalooza
Every three years or so, “like clockwork,” your editor realizes he still works on the Internet because whatever Internet thing he edits must be forcefully updated to the Internet’s current...
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Scooter Person Asks Us To Stop Being Racist Against Scooter People
If there’s one lesson we all must learn, it’s that people who ride around on scooters are people too. Granted, they have lost the basic human ability to walk, and would not have survived the world at...
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Jesus Communicator Sends Us Poorly Written Cease-and-Desist Letter
As you learned in civics class, Jesus is the most important branch of the U.S. federal government. And so your afternoon editor wrote a couple of posts about That Dude yesterday and thought nothing of...
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A Children’s Treasury of Teabagger E-mails Against ‘Baby’s Snatching’
Oh no, this whole Brian Doherty thing is just getting sad. Almost immediately after your afternoon editor took him down yesterday, Doherty went back on his blog and attempted a rejoinder. The crux of...
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Teabaggers Still E-Mailing Us, Telling Us Not To Drink Anti-Baby ‘Flouride’
Your afternoon editor’s inbox has been an absolute delight after some Teabagger blog told its faithful to e-mail him their distaste at the “snatching” of “baby’s.” Out of the 15 or so e-mails he’s...
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Deleted Comment Of The Day: ‘Your Face Is So Far Up Obama’s Ass…’
As you all know, Yr Wonkette does not allow comments, but if we did, we would certainly get a lot of interesting communications! For instance, we received this missive from “jsk” in response to...
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Deleted Messages Of The Day: Yr Wonkette Is Not Universally Admired
Oh, golly, kids, did WE ever get an assload of butthurt feedback from Wingnut America after our piece Thursday about Benghazi and Fox News’s continuing search for the Real Killers! As you may recall —...
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Deleted Comments of The Day: Birthers, Purity Trolls, And More!
As the custodian of the comments queue, Yr Doktor Zoom sometimes gets a bit jaded — another day, another bunch of lines from rightwing bumper stickers. Today, though, we came in for withering butthurt...
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